A type of dog which is notable for it's prominent beard and eyebrows.
The Schnauzer is a German breed, and there are miniature, standard and giant variations.
Colours include:
Black, Silver, and 'Salt and Pepper' (variety of grey), Salt and Pepper being the most common.
Miniature Schnauzers are usually family pets and are classed as terriers in the United States. They were originally bred as ratters.
Standard Schnauzers are also family pets.
Giant Schnauzers are often used as police dogs. A Giant Schnauzer reached the finals in the 2004 British Dog Show, Crufts, in the Working Dog Category.
The Schnauzer is a German breed, and there are miniature, standard and giant variations.
Colours include:
Black, Silver, and 'Salt and Pepper' (variety of grey), Salt and Pepper being the most common.
Miniature Schnauzers are usually family pets and are classed as terriers in the United States. They were originally bred as ratters.
Standard Schnauzers are also family pets.
Giant Schnauzers are often used as police dogs. A Giant Schnauzer reached the finals in the 2004 British Dog Show, Crufts, in the Working Dog Category.
by Gunther August 31, 2004
Get the Schnauzer mug.Schaubism - Using or pronouncing a word, name, colloquialism, figure of speech incorrectly particularly in a context where you're acting as an authority.
Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.
Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.
"How did you pronounce that word? Ha, nice Schaubism."
George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism
George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism
by GayOwlOneLove June 1, 2018
Get the Schaubism mug.Verb, past tense. In reference to Matt Schaub, former NFL quarterback.
1. Greatly underthrew a deep pass to an open receiver. Usually to Andre Johnson and usually allowed the defender to get in better position.
2. Turned into the fetal position in the QB pocket after facing the slightest bit of pressure. A defender in the general vicinity is not required. Also called "turtling."
3. Threw an interception for a touchdown, or a "pick six."
4. Deleted one's twitter account, usually after being sick of dealing with vitriol and trolls.
1. Greatly underthrew a deep pass to an open receiver. Usually to Andre Johnson and usually allowed the defender to get in better position.
2. Turned into the fetal position in the QB pocket after facing the slightest bit of pressure. A defender in the general vicinity is not required. Also called "turtling."
3. Threw an interception for a touchdown, or a "pick six."
4. Deleted one's twitter account, usually after being sick of dealing with vitriol and trolls.
1. Andre was wide freaking open but he Schaub'd it!
2. Dwight Freeney just touched his jersey and then he totally Schaub'd.
3. Well, he Schaub'd another one to Richard Sherman.
4. Yeah I couldn't take all the trolls dude, I Schaub'd my account.
2. Dwight Freeney just touched his jersey and then he totally Schaub'd.
3. Well, he Schaub'd another one to Richard Sherman.
4. Yeah I couldn't take all the trolls dude, I Schaub'd my account.
by SportsRV November 7, 2013
Get the Schaub'd mug.Schnable,Schnabel- pron. (Shh-N'a'-Bull)- Of German Jewish origin. Has two meanings in Yiddish A) teller of tall tales and B) Heyy. In English it is describing a man with a horseshoe haircut, suffer from unusual panic attacks, a strongly stubborn individual, eats cereal in a bag with milk poured in it, smells funny or odd, works for free but complains to others that he's broke, claims to have killed a bear with his bare hands on a NJ highway (route 23 to be exact), Froze to death and was revived, stabbed in the heart and was supposd to die but didn't, frequently telling tall tales,often blurts out "HEYY" at any given moment, is thought to suffer from a manic mental disorder, is also rumored to have super powers. It is believed that his powers are : being able to panic on site, jump 3 1/2 feet high straight up in the air with arms totally motionless, shit on command, has a set number of lives (ex. 9 lives). It is also speculated that when he uses his powers he loses his hair.
Short phrases: Schneebs, Schneeblee, HEYY, Neebs, Neeble, Schnana.
Short phrases: Schneebs, Schneeblee, HEYY, Neebs, Neeble, Schnana.
Ex. 1
"Customer: Sir, i need help with a printer.
Associate: What did you need to know?
Customer: Does this printer come with a fax machine?
Associate: HEYY!!!
Customer: Excuse me?
Associate 2: Dude you just pulled a Schneebs!
Ex. 2
HEYY, guys I'm Nick Schnabel!
Ex. 3
Man who u fink you are, Schnable?
Ex. 4
Ready when Schnable!
"Customer: Sir, i need help with a printer.
Associate: What did you need to know?
Customer: Does this printer come with a fax machine?
Associate: HEYY!!!
Customer: Excuse me?
Associate 2: Dude you just pulled a Schneebs!
Ex. 2
HEYY, guys I'm Nick Schnabel!
Ex. 3
Man who u fink you are, Schnable?
Ex. 4
Ready when Schnable!
by Pete Oosin August 7, 2009
Get the Schnable mug.Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.
Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
by SexRobot July 26, 2010
Get the Trouser Schnauzer mug.Also known as Schneebs. One who greets you by saying "Hey" and laughs like a boy going through puberty. An individual with a horseshoe haircut, who works at Staples (often for free) and has panic attacks about how he can't find the pens which have been stolen. One performing the act of eating cereal from the bag (with milk) while on the sales floor. When someone builds a mountain of damaged products in the back of the store which people then name "Mt. Heymore". Some one who gets fired for not having a home and sleeping on sidewalks. When one sleeps in a laundry room and holds a membership at L.A. Fitness only to shower and store belongings. A person known to kill full sized bears on the highway in north New Jersey with his bare hands.
Will- Yo, I was walking down the highway and a bear jumped out of no where and I snapped its neck with my bare hands!
Smiffff- You pulled a Schneebs!
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Geoff- There is a mountain of product in the damage cage!
Dale - Oh, you mean Mt. Heymore? That's from Schnable.
Smiffff- You pulled a Schneebs!
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Geoff- There is a mountain of product in the damage cage!
Dale - Oh, you mean Mt. Heymore? That's from Schnable.
by Heinz Kissvelvet August 6, 2009
Get the Schnable mug.To perform/ask for a cuddle-related activity in some sort of adorable manner. usually to the disgust of anyone nearby.
G-schnaboo?
E- yea, I will schnaboo with you until Dante.
E- Yea man! I totally schnabooed the shit out of her last night
M- *barf* yea whatever man.
E- yea, I will schnaboo with you until Dante.
E- Yea man! I totally schnabooed the shit out of her last night
M- *barf* yea whatever man.
by The Real McCoy2012 October 19, 2010
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