Schmutz

Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.

"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"

by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006

schmung

Synonymous with wordsmacktard/word

The schmung TKed me constantly until he was kicked from the server

by Nashwan June 27, 2003

Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006

Schmanting

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009

Schmutt

When a person is doing something bad or is bad in general they are a schmutt. When a person is already a schmutt and does something bad they are the schmuttiest of the schmutts

ex: You are such a schmutt
ex: You schmuttiest of the schmutts.

#schmutt #schmuttiest

by Pizza June 4, 2018

Schmustle

The act of a group of friends getting into bed together to cuddle. After a heavy night of drinking or doing drugs, a schmustle is often formed to offer support and comfort to friends. A schmustle is completely platonic and is nothing more than friends being there for eachother in times of need.

person 1: aw man I did way too much molly last night

person 2: me too, let's go schmustle for the whole day

person 3: a schmustle would be amazing rn

by jax1993 June 12, 2018

Schmundingle

When you are having sex with a calculus problem, and you need to rearrange a bunch of dogshit.

How did you do question five?
I Schmundingled the shit out of it.

by WaltWaltWalt February 4, 2022