Schmitty schmitt

The act of totally screwing something up.

She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.

by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017

schnittiful

The feeling of depression and regret one feels after eating an oversized pub schnitzel, or "schnitty".

"Woah, I shouldn't have eaten all of that - I feel schnittiful."

by PetStarr July 13, 2007

schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004

schmitty

the name of any 3 foot long maglight

wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.

by Pyroteknix1224 January 11, 2008

Schmitty

A girl YouTuber who thinks the earth is flat, there’s no such thing as gravity, that pewdiepie punched her, that you can overdose on tic tacs and that Morgan Freeman in Nelson Mandela

Girl- omg did you see that schmitty video the other day?
Me- yeah she’s so fake

by TakeALook October 26, 2019

Schmitty

An expression used to describe an unpleasant mood or unfortunate event. Sometimes this expression can also be used to describe very sad pitiful individuals who are unpleasant to be around. This term can be used to even describe a very hostile & toxic working environment.

"This place is so schmitty...."

"Lighten up, don't be schmitty".

"This work place is so schmitty".

by theonlinegrinchi3 August 2, 2022

Schmitty

A lame move to intentionally waste alcohol. In an attempt to look cool someone pretends to drink more than they did by opening beer after beer without finishing the first one.

Look at all these Schmittys. Every beer is still half-full. And now we're out of beer.

by St. Tee February 4, 2010