schmidlock

A flick him the finger to any part of the human body

I just gave you a Schmidlock to the head.

by Terlucs June 7, 2018

schmilly

to hit a girl really hard in the fanny.

"i just hit chaz really hard in the fanny"
"what? did you schmilly her?"

by Flo&Chaz October 17, 2007

Schmidli

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

by !!?!?!?!?!?! January 21, 2009

Schnibley

A term often used to call a person who has a disgusting pigface and whose voice often cracks. This is humorous some times. However, when it becomes too frequent, it can become and irritation. Also, a person whose nicknamed Schnibley is likely to be a player who makes out with girls every now and then. Lastly, Schnibley is a person who disregards and loathes heavy metal rock.

Michael: Hey mate! How are ya! How did you find last night?
Brian: Fuck you asshole! you made out with her didn't you! Didn't you know I liked her? You fucking Schnibley!
Michael: .......
Luke: (pulls out retarded noise)
Jacob: I liked her too Schnibley. Just throwing it out there.

by Magoomen June 4, 2010

Schmidling

A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake

"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.

Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.

Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.

"My little schmidling" (with accent)

"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.

Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.

by schmidling September 11, 2012

schmidty titty

When a person has the last name schmidt and is chubby with man boobs.

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there has man boobs.

Guy 2: yeah his last name is Schmidt.

Guy 1: Fucking Schmidty titty.

by Frax January 11, 2014

Schmidty

Derived from the original meaning of the name Karl Schmidt who is so slick he slides uphill.
All women want him and all men want to be him (some even want him too)...
If you're up for a good time, hang with Schmidty.

"Have you ever heard of Schmidty?" asks Sara.

"Yeah, I was with him last night and boy did he rock me sideways! No-one will ever satisfy me like Schmidty did!" replies Paris.

by Prof. Heinz-Klaren February 24, 2005