Schmidli

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

Schmidli by !!?!?!?!?!?! January 21, 2009

schmidlin 

1. A gibberish cuss word. 2. Used to indicate an incompetent or worthless person. 3. An involuntary and/or nervous twitch, involving the head but primarily the neck. 4. Nonsense words used to describe anything unappealing or distasteful

"All day, Johnny was being a schmidlin, sitting on the couch while Mary cleaned the house."

schmidlin by KyleRockafella October 16, 2008

Schmillion 

An awesome all girl punk rock band from Austin, Texas.

Did you go see Schmillion last night?
Yeah they were incredible!

Schmillion by austinawesome August 26, 2010

schmillion 

1. more than alot.
2. a prefix for some words.

1. "he has like a schmillion pairs of those jeans"
2. "i wish i was schmillion-lingual"

schmillion by twotimesfour December 17, 2005

schmidlock 

A flick him the finger to any part of the human body

I just gave you a Schmidlock to the head.

schmidlock by Terlucs June 7, 2018

Schmidling 

A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake

"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.

Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.

Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.

"My little schmidling" (with accent)

"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.

Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.

Schmidling by schmidling September 11, 2012

schmiblit 

A word that can loosely describe anything given the situation

"Dude she's an absolute schmiblit."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

schmiblit by Noah Craig January 12, 2022