Schmidli

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

by !!?!?!?!?!?! January 22, 2009