Plug Schlobers

Plug Schlobers is an insult you use on triplets.
It is very effective...

Jean: Im a big fat chicken

Mohammed: I enjoy eating deep-fried lamb lounce

Gene: Sup
Kathrine: Sup
Hubert: Sup
Mohammed: Stfu you fucking Plug Schlobers

by Mathaugostdidbailoud March 23, 2021

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

by Excelsior December 28, 2005

Schlobbering

To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.

"Susan was Schlobbering all over my dick last night."

by Schlobbering December 2, 2018

Schlapper

The word "Schlapper" derives from the latin word "Slapper" or "Slag", also known as;

"tarts"
"hoes"
"sluts"
"wife"

Can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy English nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe dogging by intoxicated males.

Slags.

"I shagged this Schlapper jus last night."

by Lucasofgy May 17, 2005

Schlonger

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.

Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."

by Voltron22 August 6, 2012

Schloofengirth

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls

I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!

by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013