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Schlongalingalonger

A penis that looks like salamj
Damn you have such a schlongalingalonger
by Mrsensless January 22, 2021
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shlonging

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.
by Sean E. November 14, 2003
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Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging
Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.
by Schlonger September 25, 2005
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schlonging

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.
by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009
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Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map
I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.
by WASOC master September 2, 2021
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Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.
Me and Sandy are into schlonking.
by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016
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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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