Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009

Schlock

To eat or drink something extremely fast.

Emmanuel just schlocked the entire buford. Talan just shclocked a four-loko in one shot.

by Bubba House September 3, 2019

schnocky

the act of or describing the level of drunk you or your group of friends are

john: what are you doing tonight?

tyler: getting schnocky

john: dude how drunk were you last night?

tyler: i was pretty schnocky last night but i got a story for you

by St.One March 6, 2010

schlockdown

How to pronounce ‘lockdown’ after drinking heavily to overcome the boredom of lockdown.

“I shay, parse the vodka, I demand to have more booze: I can’t bear the boredom of another schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schlock

junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs

She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.

by PuraVida May 29, 2005

Booty Schlock

Another phrase for "ass"

Michael: "You two going to the party?"
Brayden: "No, I have homework."
Taylor: "Brayden you some booty schlock."

by nunu22 July 28, 2013

Schlock

A schlock is a person who is a chad in the streets, and a simp in the sheets

Yo, these schlocks radiate an incalculable amount of BDE

by khatru71 March 30, 2020