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schlade

One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.
"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."
by Hipp y December 11, 2006
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schlome

A term used in scv and valley that refers to minature vapes. The roots of the word come from a combination of being “schlumped” and “domed” when taking a fat hit. Can also be used in other tenses when one is “schloming” or becoming “schlomed.”
ex.1
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome

guy2: hell yah brother

ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed

guy 2: 25...pussy
by Bonjourbitches February 9, 2019
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Schaden-schämen

Compound word from schadenfreude - malicious joy, and fremdschämen - vicariously embarrassed by someone else.

To be embarrassed for a total stranger, whilst feeling maliciously happy that they're embarrassing themselves.
Watching American Idol: "OMG, look at that girl fail. I've got so much schaden-schämen going on right now".
by PseudoGerman November 6, 2011
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schlater

A mix of " see ya" and "later"
dude calm down, schlater
by The Og From DA North May 4, 2005
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shlameal

A jewish, or yiddish, word. normally used to describe a person who is stupid, but can be used as a synonym for jerk, asshole, lazy bastard, ETC. rarely used to describe girls.
" Adam sandler often called his costars a shlameal when he guested on the cosby show or when on saturday night live."
by cody July 1, 2003
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schlamazel

One who is always getting the soup spilled on him by the schlemiel.
Sometimes Bob can also be a schlemiel, when he's not being a schlamazel.
by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004
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schlaepfer

A name with German origins. Very hard to spell and very common
His name is Chris Schlaepfer he looks like Andrew Schlaepfer!
by EQUIN0X November 9, 2006
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