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A jewish, or yiddish, word. normally used to describe a person who is stupid, but can be used as a synonym for jerk, asshole, lazy bastard, ETC. rarely used to describe girls.
" Adam sandler often called his costars a shlameal when he guested on the cosby show or when on saturday night live."
shlameal by cody July 1, 2003
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Shlameel 

a person that is not cool and cant hang with the slang
damn that shlameel on the ball court didnt know shit
Shlameel by gAnJAHmon October 23, 2008
A meal thats a sham or tastes bad.

If something tastes weird or funky.
Bob: I got this sandwich from the trash

Frank: Wow! Hows it taste?

Bob: Well, it definetely tastes shameal.
Shameal by WordSmarts April 2, 2010

shlamalamadingdong 

Meaning: to rub your nipple with an ice cube while yelling shlamalama ding dong then throwing up.
Me and Sally Shlamalamadingdong together

My Mother caught me Shlamalamadingdonging in the bathroom.
shlamalamadingdong by heatheyy December 15, 2010
Someone who is not very bright, an idiot
Steve: I just sold my house for concert tickets

James: what a shameal
Shameal by Suavecito_Rico December 9, 2023

Shlamallamadook 

Shlamallamadook- when you have a bowel movement so massive, that it takes 3 flushes. I'm talking hiroshima type levels of damage, the toilet is destroyed and so is your asshole. Shouldn't have had that Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
Dude, I just had a shlamallamadook.

I'm so sorry man.

RIP My asshole...
Shlamallamadook by DAdicktonary234 February 26, 2024
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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