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Shlameel 

a person that is not cool and cant hang with the slang
damn that shlameel on the ball court didnt know shit
Shlameel by gAnJAHmon October 23, 2008
A meal thats a sham or tastes bad.

If something tastes weird or funky.
Bob: I got this sandwich from the trash

Frank: Wow! Hows it taste?

Bob: Well, it definetely tastes shameal.
Shameal by WordSmarts April 2, 2010

shlamalamadingdong 

Meaning: to rub your nipple with an ice cube while yelling shlamalama ding dong then throwing up.
Me and Sally Shlamalamadingdong together

My Mother caught me Shlamalamadingdonging in the bathroom.
shlamalamadingdong by heatheyy December 15, 2010
Someone who is not very bright, an idiot
Steve: I just sold my house for concert tickets

James: what a shameal
Shameal by Suavecito_Rico December 9, 2023

Shlamallamadook 

Shlamallamadook- when you have a bowel movement so massive, that it takes 3 flushes. I'm talking hiroshima type levels of damage, the toilet is destroyed and so is your asshole. Shouldn't have had that Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
Dude, I just had a shlamallamadook.

I'm so sorry man.

RIP My asshole...
Shlamallamadook by DAdicktonary234 February 26, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026