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knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011
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Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)
"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008
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schloking

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!
After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!
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Schlakis

Slang term for male genitalia.
Betty came over last night and immediately grabbed my schlakis.
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booboo schlackum

Adj. Something annoying, undesirable, unfortunate, or in poor taste; can also be used in the plural to the same effect.
1. "You wrecked your car last night? That's booboo schlackum!"

2. "Listen, don't even worry about that broad; she's booboo schlackums for shizzle."
by TheTripleBizzle May 30, 2006
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Shlacking

Someone who is slacking off, being lazy, or just being plain stupid
Lj and Sean were caught shlacking by chica when he found them tryna pipe Glendale freshmen
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Schmacken

Schmacken.
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You schmacken
Oh fack you schmacken
Sorry want to schmacken?
Schmacken.
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