schlanked

Utterly fucked up beyond all recognition by elicit substances such as killa kush, xanys, or alcohol.

My boy has been schlanked all week, he can’t even remember his name.

by XxskeetskeetmotherfuckerxX October 27, 2017

Schlank

To Schlank means to lick with aggression

I like to Schlank with my girlfriend.

by BurgerBoy4life July 30, 2019

schlankry

a man most sexy and holy

1: hey man, did you see that sexy and muscular man back there?
2: yeah that was schlankry holy, sexiest of all creatures

by Clement_F_Lime July 20, 2021

schlaan

Germany, without the D because they lack it

SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAN 🤘🏻 SCHWARS ROT GOLD, that is is so schlaan

by TBNigg January 31, 2023

Schlankly

The Sexual Act of taking a dump on a Persons Chest then rubbing your Penis in it and then having sex

Johnny just got out of the shower, Billy then gave him a Schlankly

by anonymous February 23, 2024

schlank

a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society

he is such a schlank.

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

schlank

a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur

bro he is such a schlank

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025