Schlägmän 

A Schlägmän is the german version of deez. Deez nuts, schlägmän nuts. This is how it works.

You look very Schlägmän today.

Schlägmän by harald lesch February 10, 2022

schlarving the doad 

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

schlarving the doad by goraiders November 23, 2006

schmarmy 

to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.

see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company

schmarmy by Zack Shubkagel February 3, 2004

Schlarfden 

moist

Wow, she was really schlarfden last night when we were making out.

Schlarfden by TheBanditDen September 26, 2010

schlamazel

One who is always getting the soup spilled on him by the schlemiel.

Sometimes Bob can also be a schlemiel, when he's not being a schlamazel.

schlamazel by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

schlamboed 

a state of extreme inebriation

Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!

schlamboed by raeraejones October 19, 2012

Schlaum

Schlaum~ To be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. A verb originating from Ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud droning noises to accentuate their current fragile state of mind.

Wife: Why don't you clean out the car? Its a mess. You're lazy and I'm sick of it.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.

Schlaum by Big John and the Buffs March 7, 2014