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Schism

1. Used to explain or refer to something as good or palatable, closely related to awesome or gnarly.
2. Can also be used in place of the word shit.
Example: " Dude, you just won the lottery! That's totally schism!"

Example #2: " Pass the weed, that's that schism!!"
by Colton V. Robinson, esquire March 10, 2007
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Schism

1. schism (n.)A period of time in which, if you eat, you feel as if you will puke.
2. schismed (v.)The feeling of simply not wanting to eat.
1. When I went to Chicago, I so had a schism!
2. yesterday, I schismed during lunch.
by Erik Belsaas April 27, 2005
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ism schism

a divide among people(schism) caused by prejudice beliefs(isms) like racism, nazism, elitism, and supremicism. used mainly by rastas
Get Up, Stand Up By Bob Marley and the Wailers: sick and tired of your ism schism
by T. Ray August 2, 2007
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jism schism

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.
We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!
by pentozali June 30, 2006
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Ism Schism

An intervention that turns into a fight
James: you hear about the Ism Schism between Amelia and Nikki.
by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023
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schism's

Did you see those schism's?

Yes they stole my bagel!
by Rattataaaaaaaatatata June 20, 2021
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