INeedAPsychologist's definitions

Smug Paul

To blab about something serious to someone who endangers the lives of people close to you, and then walk up to them a day later, with a smug look on your face, bragging about blabbing.

Todd: You hear about what happened to Jane?
Hector: Did Sam pull a Smug Paul again?

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

Jimby

A nickname for a pure idiot who refuses to actually do jackshit.

Levi: quit being such a Jimby, Leon.
Leon: shut up, I know you are gonna Smug Paul me

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

Ism Schism

An intervention that turns into a fight

James: you hear about the Ism Schism between Amelia and Nikki.

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

Bimji

An active dubstep listener

Sam: look at this Bimji.
Benjamin: I have an actual name, you know.

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

UB40 Flip

When someone goes batshit crazy over a small threat.

Sam does UB40 Flips every time I bring up the fact that we’re all gonna die inevitably.

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023