INeedAPsychologist's definitions

Ism Schism

An intervention that turns into a fight

James: you hear about the Ism Schism between Amelia and Nikki.

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

Jimby

A nickname for a pure idiot who refuses to actually do jackshit.

Levi: quit being such a Jimby, Leon.
Leon: shut up, I know you are gonna Smug Paul me

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

Smug Paul

To blab about something serious to someone who endangers the lives of people close to you, and then walk up to them a day later, with a smug look on your face, bragging about blabbing.

Todd: You hear about what happened to Jane?
Hector: Did Sam pull a Smug Paul again?

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

UB40 Flip

When someone goes batshit crazy over a small threat.

Sam does UB40 Flips every time I bring up the fact that we’re all gonna die inevitably.

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

Bimji

An active dubstep listener

Sam: look at this Bimji.
Benjamin: I have an actual name, you know.

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023