schism's

A group of dirty rats

Did you see those schism's?

Yes they stole my bagel!

by Rattataaaaaaaatatata June 20, 2021

ism schism

a divide among people(schism) caused by prejudice beliefs(isms) like racism, nazism, elitism, and supremicism. used mainly by rastas

Get Up, Stand Up By Bob Marley and the Wailers: sick and tired of your ism schism

by T. Ray August 2, 2007

Schism

A schism is a great seperation. For instance America broke free from the British empire through revolution, thus causing a schism. Also a catchy Tool song.

It was hot so my pants and I had a schism.

by Nobody you know May 26, 2004

schism

Really meaning a "great divide," but can also be used to describe the relationships among people. Occurs when one is mad at someone else or a group of people. Can be an interjection as well.

Thanks for standing me up! Now there is schism between us!

I hate you so much right now! Schism!

by Sammyhohoho June 14, 2005

jism schism

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.

We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!

by pentozali June 30, 2006

schism

a person split apart from the catholic church.

He is a schism.
He has produced a schism in the Catholic society.
Schism by the band Tool is a good song but has rather repetitive riffs.

by useful idiot March 18, 2004

Schism

to pull a cat out of a fetal pigs liver and lick it then keep it as a pet forever and ever

it was my first schism, it was awesome dude!!

by Pete A File May 16, 2008