schiavoed

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight

by bofanD February 26, 2009

Schiavoed

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"

by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005

Schiavoed

To get retardedly drunk

Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.

by joe April 13, 2005

Schiavo

(v) to Schiavo - to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.

Poncho: Hey, Bryan, the computer froze and I can't figure out how to fix it.
Bryan: Looks like you'll have to Schiavo it.

by Bryan Reier September 22, 2005

Schiavo

To feel hungry or starved.

Originated from the Terry Schiavo right-to-die debate, and it only went downhill from there.

I'm feelin' schiavo. Let's head to taco bell...

by Aaron Sine March 30, 2005

Schiavo

(v.) To continue the life of something (whether it's a joke, a person, or something else) long after it's dead.

1. That show's been Schaivoing since Season 6.
2. My friend: Don't you think it's awful to make light of Terry Schiavo?
Me: Not at all.

by Bender Bending Rodriguez December 18, 2005

Schiavoed

When you are planning to get fucked up, retarded

I am going to get Schiavoed tonight

by Joe Sayre October 30, 2007