1 definition by jimfallope
(verb) To behave in a way which significantly increases the chance of self-inflicted coma or a similar vegetative state, a la Terri Schiavo.
Jim's been pruning trees with a chain saw while standing on an idling 4-Wheeler. That dude's going to schiavo himself!
You better stop sleeping with other guys' wives or you're gonna go and get yourself schiavoed.
You better stop sleeping with other guys' wives or you're gonna go and get yourself schiavoed.
by jimfallope August 27, 2012