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schwaffle

slapping another human being across the face with a penis
i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.
by schwaffle king June 1, 2006
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Gustav Schafer

Drummer of the famous german rock band Tokio Hotel.
He is a very quiet person. And is also a secret ninja.
Gustav Schafer is an awesome drummer
by xxmusicfreakxxx May 18, 2010
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Jon Schaffer

Jon Schaffer is a heavy metal guitarist and songwriter. He is the founder and only remaining original member of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. His most distinctive element of playing is his stuttering right-hand gallop which sounds like a tremendously sped up version of the 'eighth-note, two-sixteenth-notes' gallop made famous by Iron Maiden's bass player/songwriter Steve Harris. That sound cannot be
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.
Jon Schaffer is the guitarist for Iced Earth.
by Mike L. Richard February 9, 2008
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schafeservation

random interjection in a conversation that's sole purpose is to state something obvious or ask an obvious question.
While watching the news with a group of friends someone asks: "Andrea, did you hear about what happened at Virginia Tech?! It was awful!" Then Andrea replies: "Why YES! Thanks for that schafeservation..."
by Michael Schaffer May 31, 2007
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Schnaffle

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner
You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!
by alexander21 November 17, 2010
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Schiaccino

The Schiaccino(Plural Schiaccini) is an italian slang word used mainly in Apulia (Italy). The Schiaccino is a sort of Simp following a toxic streamer agreeing everything he says even when he says a lot of bullshits just to contrive the sympathy of him.

The love for their streamer is so big they give donations even if they are unemployed and they attack streamers on other channels.

Generally, they follow fighting games streamers, and they suck at playing games, but they compensate their handicap at playing video games working as spies in other channels to report what the other streamers says about their boss.
If their loved streamer insults someone because he sucks and lost a match, they start to attack like sharks because the opponent had the nerve to reply on his channel!
LowtierGod is a sweet person and the greatest Player of all time, people just hate him because they are jealous!!!
Bro... You are just a Schiaccino!
by JohnnyBravo77 June 29, 2023
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terri schiavo

What we learned from the Schiavo case:

1) Jeb Bush, George W. Bush, and Tom Delay are all world renowned
neurologists.

2) 22 successive court battles that all ended in exactly the same way
means there is something wrong with the courts, not the Schindler's case.

3) Mike is after money which is why he turned down 1 million dollars
and 10 million dollars to sign over guardianship.

4) Congress and the State Legislature of Florida has nothing better to
do than pry into the private medical affairs of others.

5) Pulling life support is bad in Florida when authorized by the legal
next-of-kin, but pulling life support is good in Texas when you run out
of money and the mother pleads not to pull the plug on her baby.

6) Medical diagnoses are best performed by watching highly edited
videotape made by Randall Terry rather than in person by trained physicians.

7) Minimum wage making nursing assistants are more qualified to
diagnose a persistent vegetative state than experienced neurologists.

8) Cerebral spinal fluid is a magical potion that can mimic the entire
functions of a missing cerebral cortex.

9) 15 years in the same persistent state is not really enough time to
make an accurate diagnosis.

10) A feeding tube that infuses yellow nutritional goop is not really
"life support".

11) Jesus was wrong when he said that a man and woman should leave
their parents and cleave only to each other.

12) Marriage is the most sacred of all unions, except when it isn't.

13) Interfering in a family's private tragedy is a great reason to cut
short a vacation, but getting a memo that warns a known terrorist is
determine to strike inside the US is cause to relax and finish up some R&R.

14) Pro-lifers are really compassionate people which is why they are
hoping that Michael Schiavo dies a horrible painful death.

15) The Supreme Court of the United States and the State Supreme Court
of Florida mean "Maybe" when they are saying "No!".

16) Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is a bleeding heart liberal.

17) 7 Supreme Court Justices were appointed by republican presidents,
so it's Clinton's fault.

18) A judge who makes rulings based on the law is obviously an
atheist, liberal, democratic activist even though he is a conservative,
republican, Southern Baptist.
by anonymous April 11, 2005
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