Schell's Deer Brand

A brand of cheap beer drank by people who prefer their beer to taste like beer, as opposed to bathwater and piss. Brewed by the Schell's Brewing Company of New Ulm, Minnesota. In addition to their signature lager, they brew various seasonal and year-round varieties as well as Grain Belt products. Really good for the price.

Doug: Man, I'd sure like to get wasted, but I'm on a budget. What's a good cheap beer?

Michael: How about Schell's Deer Brand? You can't get much better for the price.

Doug: No thanks. I prefer the taste of bathwater and piss.

by Æðelberht January 29, 2014

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Schell Elementary School

It may look like a good school but tbh only fatties go there that think they are just know it alls (your sibling) they try and be helpful but are just straight up brats, and they also spit at people wen u dont buy them vbucks or some stylish doodoo shoes, plus

Kid ( in bratty & squeeky voice) :I Go To Schell Elementary School! haha lol
Random Savage: Good Luck in life. gg

by kidthats'siblinggoesthere June 19, 2019

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schellinger

A feisty man or woman who is hot tempered and sarcastic, yet very protective and nurturing. Ladies/gents on the street, but freaks in the bed. Highly inappropriate and love to imbibe.

She is a drunk, sarcastic mess that I heard is good in bed. But don't mess with her family because I heard she's a schellinger.

by dnommah December 4, 2012

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Schellinger environment

Toxic work environment, especially those rampant with: 1) extreme micromanagement, 2) lack of respect, 3) excessive emphasis on performance metrics, 4) hostile feedback, and 5) high employee turnover.

Thank you for the job offer, but I cannot subject myself to the evident Schellinger environment.

by Gray Baxter August 18, 2023

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