Scheisse

The German word for "shit".

In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.

"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.

Person 1: "Hey, good news is I found the problem. Bad news is I can't fix it."
Person 2: "Scheisse."

by Metvor April 11, 2023

German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.

I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!

by keger26 December 18, 2011

sheisty

Dates back to a 1850s lawyer in NYC using very ambiguous methods to obtain right in law suits. As his surname was something like Sheister a judge used "sheisty" as an adjective referring to methods that are immoral, impure, two-faced, opportunist, unreal, fake.

He's a sheisty guy. Don't use sheisty methods.

by arturelis October 18, 2004

sheist

a highly versatile word, usable in a wide variety of contexts and parts of speech:
1) sheist, verb: to steal, snatch, snag anything that rightfully belongs to someone else
2) sheisty, adj: questionable, deceitful, shifty
3) sheisted, adj: drunk, inebriated, not in one's right mind
4) sheist, interjection: "damn," "darn," curse used to express that one has been inconvenienced, or sheisted out of something

-Dude, I was sheisted out of my mind at that party last night!

-Awww SHEIST! I wish I was there!!

-Naw don't feel too bad... there were some pretty sheisty individuals there, & someone sheisted my wallet!

by Dabes90 August 14, 2010

sheister

A person who lies or uses questionable practices.

That used car salesman is a real sheister

by ajiggy November 25, 2003

scheisse

Properly written Scheiße.

German for 'shit' and like in English, is a vulgarity. It can be used as an exclamation and a synonym for feces.

The verb 'To shit (deficate)' is Scheißen.

The soft E on the end is often dropped in common conversation or in times of emergancy but is seldom used by English speaking people and they may assume you're mispronouncing it.

Treten nicht in die scheisse! (Don't step in the shit!)

Ich muss scheissen, entschudigung. (I have to shit, excuse me.)

Scheiss! Es ist defekt. (Shit! It's busted.)

by Bluehawk December 31, 2005

Scheissenbedaurn

Scheissenbedaurn is the vague sense of disappointment that something thought to be really bad or in awful taste turns out to be not as bad as expected. (From the German, meaning literally: "shit-regret")

I left concerts by the Dixie Chicks and by Britney Spears with a vague sense of scheissenbedaurn. They merely mildly sucked, but neither was the world-class suckfest I longed for. The same thing cannot be said about the enormity that is a Barbra Streisand concert.

by Duckbutt October 27, 2006