schmegma

The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.

The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.

by Bun-Ju November 27, 2003

rhyme schemantra

continuous application of a rhyme scheme

While in a Zen trance he began to recite his poetic rhyme schemantra

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

schmegma

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

schmegma picnic

Eating the sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

I went down on him and had a schmegma picnic.

by jupiter6921 June 2, 2005

Schema

Noun - Sperm, Semen, Etc.
Noun - Ice Cream

1. Ms. Guillory took a huge load of schema to the face.
2. Dude, chocolate schema is so good.

by eldanesh May 17, 2007

schmegma

The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier

I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner

by Ray Podogg April 14, 2003

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 26, 2015