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Noun - Sperm, Semen, Etc.
Noun - Ice Cream
1. Ms. Guillory took a huge load of schema to the face.
2. Dude, chocolate schema is so good.
by eldanesh April 28, 2007
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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A person known for scheming or scamming other people. Schemas make use of nasty schemes to deceive investors into fraudulent investments.

They're also known for stealing away loved ones as a way to prove their commendable social skills.

Basically another word for 'Scammer'.
"Schemas are often seen laying out Ponzi schemes to scheme the naïve population."

"Poor Bill from next door just lost his
by The Anti-Schema Cult. September 17, 2018
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Noun- Ice Cream
Adjective- Semen
I love chocolate schema!
Squirt that schema in my face
by PENELOPWNED February 19, 2007
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variation of scheme or schemes, refering to a individually or in plural context schemeas
by dakotta December 04, 2004
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