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Schlacking

to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.
Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.
by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008
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Schalacking

Rubbing ones testicles on the forehead of a sexual companion or random person.
Man, that guy gave g a real schalacking
by BobbinHood December 28, 2005
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Shellacking

The act of sticking your leg out and getting a male human to stand over your leg, and then you swiftly lift your leg up in order to hit the person in the balls.
You idiot! How did you fall for that shellacking?

For that wet willy, I'm gonna shellack you so hard!

When Obama talks about getting a shellacking, it was because I shellacked him.
by Paulkishi November 6, 2010
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Schlacking

Someone who is obviously pretending to be drunk and is also being very annoying in the process!
Erin is Schlacking so much!!!!

I wish Jason would stop Schlacking he looks stupid.
by cooooooob August 9, 2010
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Schalacking

The acting of chilling and slacking--at the same time
Daumst, Stanish, and I were just schalackin all summer long.
by Q September 6, 2003
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