Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.

Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 22, 2018

Bomb Sheltering

The part of a shroom/DXM/acid trip when everyone is too tripped out to say anything. It feels like everyone else is dead and you are in a bomb shelter.

Dude: ...
Other dude: ...
Third dude: This is total bomb sheltering.

by GOD lol May 25, 2006

Scootering

The primest SPORT ever invented.
Cool people ride them.

John- "Did you hear Peter, Dylan and Rigel scooter sexcore."
Tim- "Yeah, scootering must be rad.

by PV!!! March 6, 2009

Skeetering

The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst riding a scooter.

I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.

by WithDaggersNY June 12, 2011

scootering scott

a boy who loves to scooter and his name is scott.
FUCKING BADASS w/ a sidekick.
he likes amps and halo and is just amazing
FWOOOTTTTT.

theres a legacy of scootering scott

by megan ceeee October 18, 2008

Scootering

A scooter or L shape formed by two bodies used to give oral. Positions can be switched depending on who's giving and receiving.

Tim and Janet were scootering after diner last night

by GatsperTheFriendlyGhhost May 19, 2016

Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.

Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.

by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013