scatalog

An encyclopedic volume encompassing the various species of rectal excreta.

Jason: "I woke up this morning with a terrible case of the plops. For the life of me, I just can't remember what I ate last night."

Dean: "Sounds like it's time to break out a scatalog and look it up."

by terminal2 October 27, 2009

Scat Witch

A very attractive woman with a poop fetish, who picks up men that are well below her league and promises them sex in return for her being allowed to take a shit on their face.

Dude, I don't care how hot she was. I can't believe you let that Scat Witch take a shit in your mouth.

by Maverick Murdered Goose March 13, 2014

Scatchell

A person who feels the need to always one-up a story that you are telling to a group of people.

A person who is unsatisfied with someone else's story telling, so he/she must tell a similar story with a "better" ending result.

Why is it that everytime I tell a story, that "scatchell" has to butt in and ruin it!?

by Centralra's December 16, 2008

Scat Pack

An effective marketing campaign that Dodge used in the late 60's and early 70's to promote their line-up of performance optioned cars. Most notably the Super Bee, Charger R/T, Coronet R/T, and the Dart GTS or Swinger. These cars were readily identifyable by the "bumblebee" stripe wrapped around the back end of the car.

The Scat Pack cars by Dodge were swweeeet....

by Streamwalker September 30, 2004

Scat Vat

The interior of an asshole; bowels.

Dude, I have to find a bathroom or I'm going to empty my scat vat right here!

by Walter and Gin January 13, 2006

Scatapult

The worst possible consequence of anal sex for the male participant. 200 out of 62 men surveyed claimed it was the number 1 reason why they feared delving into the back door. Ninety-eight percent of which later admitted that it was actually because their women wouldn’t let them. Never the less, the fear is real. It occurs when the man draws back just a little too far and all his joy is vanquished as his penis snaps up into its full and upright position, much like the mythical catapult weapon of history books. Instead of rocks the projectile is the freshest wad of poop ever, flung at the speed of erection.

Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.

Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.

First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.

BOB: What’s got you in such a crappy mood?

Cal: Something bad happened last night.

BOB: Oh yeah?

Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...

BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?

Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?

BOB: So did you stop after that?

Cal: No, I finished first.

by The BOB not a Bob! December 24, 2010

scataclysm

Accidentally shitting yourself when trying to force a fart.Many times a situation just call for a fart-as a comic relief or just because someone's face happens to be in the vicinity of your ass.Forcing a fart with an underlying,but asymptomatic case of diarrhea,will almost certainly result in a scataclysm.

Mom handerd me the phone and said,"Here,wish your grandma happy birthday." So,I place the receiver near my bung and tried to ad lib a fart resulting in a scataclysm.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011