Satchmo

v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis

"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."

by Charlie December 13, 2003

Satchmo Kennedy

A man/women that makes parodies on Youtube.

Gucci Gang gang, Satchmo Kennedy.

by WhoAteMyHamSandWitch April 14, 2020

Satchmo

An awesome guy with the best sense of humour and a smile to light up the world. He always has a good sense of style and smells amazing. He’ll make your heart skip a beat when you get a text or call no matter how small the message is. His talent is giving you butterflies and making you feel special and if you’re having a bad day you can always turn to satchmo for a laugh. If you’re ever lucky enough to get to know this guy you’re absolutely blessed, never let him go. He’s gr8 in bed, especially the making u look like a satchmo.

Hey, Where’s Satchmo ?

I miss Satchmo.

by Chlobear420 June 16, 2022

Flaming Satchmo

After you turn a chick into Satchmo (see Satchmo). She blows the gas back out and lights it on fire!!!

After I turned Shawna into Satchmo, she turned the tables and pulled a Flaming Satchmo on me. Almost got my balls!

by Ken Melloy March 2, 2008

satchmo

n. An informal term for the sasquatch

woah, I almost saw the satchmo!
Really? (dies)

by Neo Ibhalmn August 24, 2007

Satchmo

The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.

Steve: "Are you still with Jen?"
Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa."
**See also Satchmoes

by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004

SATCHMOES

The politically-correct way of insulting multiple persons implying that the insultee(s) are morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser(s) with personalities to match.

Person 1: "You see that table of people from highschool over there?"
You: "Yea, what a bunch of Satchmoes."

by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004