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Dead Seastar

Sexual position when someone is so tired that they just lie on their back with their arms and legs spread wide and wait for their partner to go to work.
Last night when I went to bed with my partner, I was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty.
by yosita March 25, 2011
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Seastar

A beloved term used in place of the word sister. Typically used by someone who loves the ocean and finds this word to be more fun to say.
"My seastar hates fish, but I love them."
by Wisha October 29, 2009
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spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.
by Ashley November 12, 2002
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slastard

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.
"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."
by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008
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Sistarz

Similar to the more commonly known words Sister & Sisters.

'Sistarz' is both singular and plural.

There are no known examples of situations where one would have acquired enough or too many sistarz. 'Sistarz' will therefore always refer to the maximum amount of available sisters.

Referring to someones 'Sistarz' indicates a physical attraction. It is therefore not advisable to referring to biological sister(s) using 'Sistarz', unless one wishes to admit to being attracted to one's own sister(s).
Commonly used phrases:

- "Gief sistarz plx! - (I would like the company of your sister(s)).
- "Got sistarz!!!11" - (Do you happen to be in possession of sister(s)?)
- "How old is your sistarz"?
- "That's what your sistarz said."
by Cowok January 12, 2010
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Sasturbation

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it
"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"
by Mohammed Twain May 14, 2013
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spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard
You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.
by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015
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