Sargasm

Like faking it, but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.

"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."

by CSteel December 02, 2004

Sargasm

Sudden torrent of laughter, brought on by comical sarcasm, whether unintentional or purposefully done.

student- "Teacher, why does school last so long?'
Teacher- "Because we, in the faculty, value our students, and aim to help them succeed, plus we just love spending time with them!"
Other faculty member then begins to suffer a sargasm, consisting of uproarious laughter, apparently from the falsity of their co-workers comment.

by Abraham Delacey May 26, 2011

Sargasm

Faking an orgasm; or, pretending to enjoy said orgasm but being extremely sarcastic about it.

Derived from the words "sarcastic" and "orgasm."

Nah, it was a sargasm. He's actually terrible in bed.

by WorldOfKelso June 29, 2010

Sargasm

Sarcasm done by none other than Sargon!

Guy 1: I don't like your sarcasm.
Sargon: It's called Sargasm and deal with it!

by SJFive0 March 08, 2010

Sargasm

(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short).
(n) an eruption of sarcasm.

No baby, I never talk to my exes. (Sargasm)

That chick is FUCKIN HOT...No dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. Hit that shit. (Sargasm)

Me and my wife never argue.
Dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.

by Ziriken June 09, 2010

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper February 23, 2011

Sargasm

An orgasm due to too much sarcasm.

Brad you have to stop, you are too funny. I'm about to have a sargasm 👅🔥

by Jwiggles April 21, 2019