Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

Rusty Sandusky

Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit

I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.

by Chilliams January 2, 2012

Reverse Sandusky

The act of a grown man being raped violently in a male locker room by a 10-year-old boy.

Corey:"That game was fucking awful, the only thing that could make life worse would be if I got Sandusky'd right now."

Jon: "True, the game was horrible and being Sandusky'd would suck but don't overlook if you got Reverse Sandusky'd; that'd be way worse."

by DeCarl December 6, 2011

Jerry Sanduskeet

The act of pulling out of a humans orifice, namely a young boy and "skeeting" on them hootin' & hollering & yelling "SCORE"! With a slap in his skeet and an "A-ta-BOY! You took it like a champ!"

"That monster Jerry Sandusky ruined a lot of young boys and men's lives with his twisted and perverted Sanduskeeting"

"Wa-wa-zat?"

"You know, pulling the Jerry Sanduskeet on those kids"

"He sure did"

"well I think he's due for a position change"

"Whats that?"

"Receiver..."

"Good!"

"He will receive the Jerry Sanduskeet from his entire cell block AND guards too!!"

by vivic December 17, 2011

Sandusky Dirt Cycle

(adj.) A process that begins with the courting of one or many young nubile boys for shower sex. This is most often performed against the will of the children. The next step is federal incarceration in which the act is reversed on the original perpetrator. Thus completing the cycle.

I cant wait for Jerry to experience the Sandusky Dirt Cycle.

by davakon November 15, 2011

Sandusky'd

The act of being forcefully anally penetrated against your will (either hypothetically or physically) named after once-legendary Penn State Coach Jerry Sandusky.

Eric: Yo man how about that most recent English paper?

Me: Yeah bro, it really Sandusky'd me.

by osu5152 November 8, 2011

Sandusky Soft-Serve

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, this act involves depositing fecal matter on another human being. The direct act of San Dusky Soft Serve is as follows: You want to break up with somebody, you wait till they're asleep. Then, you open their mouth and take a nice ice cream soft serve type shit right in it. Punch them in the head to wake them up then flee the scene.

Jimmy hated Miss.Bojingles, so he decided to leave her with a Sandusky Soft-Serve as a parting gift.

by Willsyss October 13, 2006