baylee samp

a penis that cannot cum.

my penis is baylee samp tonight i geuss i cant get u pregnant

by olive12345678900987654321 January 24, 2010

Samp-adder

A huge big poo . Usually has a bigger than normal girth and is more prevalent after eating a large amour of white bread or rice.

Im sure she just laid a huge samp-adder

by Kevineatseggs September 7, 2017

ian samp

A gay faggot no one likes

“hey look it’s that faggot, Ian Samp!@“

by Rawernriebef February 18, 2018

sampee

uses:
1. sampee is an ambidextrious explicitive that can be used to substitute the words "nigger" and "fuck".

2. sampee can also be a fictional representation for something important.

3. "bullshit"

examples in dialogue:
kerpal:
"that fucking sampee never comes into work and when he does he's always talking sampee."

abtar:
"yeah, you're right about that! hey, we have to prepare for the 9:00am sampee or we'll be in trouble."

kerpal:
"i hate listening to that sampee every other monday morning."

by dr. shompsky-al-kerpal May 21, 2004

samp

someone who not only is named sam, but is also a simp

did you see how sam looked at swiper the fox? he is a total samp

by anonymous_theif February 23, 2021

Samp

Homeboy , friend , partner

What's up samp ?

by Sampp December 17, 2021

Samp

To speedily walk, but not run, usually at abnormally high speeds, as if one is on a mission.
Defined after a certain pilot who walks too fast.

Jim: "Hurry we gotta samp over to the food hall before it closes."
Markiplier: "Was that the bite of '87!!??"

by definetlyhuman April 23, 2025