sadgasm

A snazzy combination of the words "sad" and "orgasm". An emotion that far surpasses sadness in an explosive way. Like an orgasm; but far from pleasurable.

"I almost had a sadgasm when I got dumped. ): "

by Fynn May 23, 2006

Sargasm

The sense of pleasure derived from the use of sarcasm

It was clear Jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants

by Duskninja January 25, 2010

sadgasm

The unattainable release of sadness through crying hard enough.

Sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. The feeling is parallel to when growing close to a sexual orgasm. There is a feeling of something about to occur.

Unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. The state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.

I was by myself crying over the breakup when I felt a sadgasm coming. I cried and cried, but never got past that edge of feeling. Even more demoralized than before, the weeping continued.

by stereotypicaldepressedteenager February 7, 2010

spamgasm

When someone, usually with a low IQ, produces lots of spam, usually on a message board.

"lolololol rofl u suck lmao i luv final fantasy"
"Geez, that's one hell of a spamgasm."

by Paul/Charlotte July 6, 2005

Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.

"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.

by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

sadgasm

1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.

2: a sudden burst of depression.

3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.

4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.

When i listen to to much pop music i have a sadgasm.

by Mat May 17, 2008