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Shitsburgh 

A nickname for Pittsburgh for people that don't like it.
I currently go to the University of Pittsburgh as a freshman. My year has sucked so bad, so one day Shitsburgh just popped into my head.
Guy1: "Dude, where did you go for vacation?"

Guy2: "We were planning on going on a cruise, but my wife's parents called and they want us to visit them in Shitsburgh."
Shitsburgh by shyguy91 April 16, 2011

sassburger 

a person who likes to give someone sass
Dylan is such a sassburger!
sassburger by ps4isthebomb.com November 26, 2018

Salisbury 

Salisbury

A small Sub-Urban, generally white, middle-class, beach town. Located in Northern Massachusetts. This small quiet community however has 2 or 3 stop lights total. Also for some strange unknown reason 98% of all Salisbury youth, honestly believe that they live in a rough, drugged out "ghetto" with multiple gangs, and an extreme crime rate. Unfortunately these "Salisbury Wiggers" make up 1/3 of the student population at Triton High School, which is located in Byfield Massachusetts. Making it IMPOSSIBLE to walk in the hallway without hearing the voices of extremely white and average kids "AYO KID YOU GUDDA CIGG?" or "YO IMMA BANG YOU OUT KID IN DA BEEF" Or another common one is "KIDD YOU TALKIN MAD SHIT KID?!?!"

Salisbury kids usually tend to dress in :
Ecko/ G-Unit Jeans
Some sort of Flat-Brimmed-Hat
A basketball Jersey, usually 27 Sizes too big
Basketball shoes, usually Air Jordan
Large Silver/ Large Gold Jewelery
And to top it all off. a Stenciled Hair cut or "Line-Up"

Salisbury in general is a very very unfortunate white, middle class, sub-urban, beach town.
The town of Salisbury Massachusetts NEEDS to have the select few about 2% of "GOOD" people, removed, while the entire town of Salisbury is completely bombed, and re-built, for a new fresh start for the world.
Salisbury by 319KillazIIIGHT May 7, 2010

Shitsburg Queerlers 

a NFL football team whom team is lead by a 2 time RAPSIT and exersise girl like attitudes towards penalties that go in their favor.
The Ravens have beaten the Shitsburg Queerlers in the AFC championship game!

Salisbury Hop 

A random/bad infield hop made by a ground ball in the game of baseball or softball. Named after the softball fields in West Lafayette, Indiana, which are known for their propensity to produce bad hops due to having low maintenance gravel instead of actual dirt infields.

The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"

When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
Salisbury Hop by Mister Five June 4, 2011

Salsbury Penis 

The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak
Jim: Suck it Mike!

Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!