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spaffords

Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.
The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.
by OhioSM September 30, 2023
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Matthew Stafford

1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years

2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.
Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?

Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.
by Cantguardme035 May 7, 2020
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Stafford

A Stafford is fine asl and can be annoying sometimes but always has your side. A stafford is loving,caring and sometimes mean but at the end of the day u will always be nice and if he does something wrong I will Realize it and say sorry. A stafford has amazing hair and make bad jokes sometimes but they can also be funny. A Stafford has equal girl besfreinds and boy best friend. A Stafford is very charming and tall. Stafford are good at every sport and and when u have a problem a he is always by your side
Look that kid is very charming and cute I herd his name is Stafford
by Nick Malone March 4, 2020
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sanford & son

by carl November 14, 2003
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Sanfordian

-The Life forms that are Born and Usually Consistent with Living in Sanford, Florida

-Born and Raised in Sanford, Fl

Sanford also Know as Bokey
DAMN NIGGAS IN SANFORD IS SOO RATCHET.... all these damn Sanfordians
by Elfresh September 13, 2011
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Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
Far, Far too many available to list.
by Mark April 21, 2005
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Sanforded

When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.
I got Sanforded by that guy after thinking he was the perfect hire.
by UnderTheSea1 November 27, 2012
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