Tobias Sammet

Singer of the german Metalband and Edguy and Mastermind of the All-Star-Project Avantasia.
Amazing singer with a vocal range over 3 octaves who only is 5'4 tall :)
He will kick your asses, ha!

Tobias Sammet rules, buy his records. Now!

by metal_girl_ October 13, 2017

Səadət(Seadet, Saadet)

That's the girl you have ever wanted to meet, hang out and chill. Although she is not very lucky about "love", friendship is the strongest side of her and be sure that you have never experienced such friendship :D.

Strenghts

1. Totally joker
2. Dirty mind
3. Never ever, for any reason, no matter, where you are or who you are, she won't let you down

There's only two weaknesses of her(she doesn't drink and fucking too emotional(probably because of her childhood trauma) )

Here Səadət(Seadet, Saadet) come. Let's get lastest gossips from her...

by Iopenedaccountforwritingthis November 19, 2021

shameturbate

When you masturbate during periods of shame and self loathing.

I can't believe I ate so many big macs on my date last night. She was so turned off, I just had to go home and shameturbate.

by Funk Master J Riff July 31, 2016

sametre

1.)A loyal person who has strong feelings about his own; Wants to live and life with someone who loves as much as he wants. 2.) A cute and handsome guy

Let love be for every with Sametre

by Sametre Legreair May 21, 2018

Yusuf Samet

Samet is a turkish boy name.

Samet is a really good looking boy.
He has a really good taste in EVERYTHING (music, style, girls)
Yusuf Samet is the guy you wish to marry. He is the definition SNACK.
His favourite word is ´LOL´.

Thsi blog entry was written by his crush.

18.05.2020

Yusuf Samet you are a snacckkkk.

by Dumbbtch May 18, 2020

spametry

Strange poetic spam email

"Today's spametry straight from my spam folder"
Hi!

Here lies Sam Shay.

with some very painful sneezing,
I didn't turn the TV off.
He just can't wait to read my books-
When I come home from school.
I felt it on my ear.
and all the lockers white.
I didn't turn the TV off.
My friends all started laughing,
I did a lousy job.
I didn't clean the mess.
I was in for a surprise.
I think that's pretty cool.
I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,
and cinnamon raisin bread.
When I got on the school bus,
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
with some very painful sneezing,
We have broken all the blackboards
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
with some very painful sneezing,
We have broken all the blackboards
Rocky Mountain spotted fever,
That I have ever had!

by bigaleagles January 5, 2009

Dammit Samet

When a female, usually a stripper, makes a man stick an ice cube out his mouth and has intercourse with the ice cube. He keeps his head still or bops it while the ice cube is grinded by the female's vagina. After the intercourse with the ice cube ends, the man must consume the ice cube drenched in vaginal juice or release it from his mouth.

Savannah jumped on top of him and forced the young man to receive a Dammit Samet; he looked happy afterwards.

by Steve the Ferret February 22, 2007