Salem, Oregon

A city in Oregon, in-between Portland and Eugene, pretty darn normal and boring.

This place reminds me of Salem, Oregon, it's normal and not exciting.

by Aaaaaaaaaaah this is silly! April 4, 2011

salemtee

A promise or guarantee that will actually not happen.

The man man made a salemtee to his son to play catch after work, it did not happen.

by DSP FFBALL December 8, 2013

chivalrous stalemate

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.

*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.

by nonexistent December 9, 2012

Salemi

ooOOo Foxy Lady!

I want Jen Salemi!!!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Salem High School

High school in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Has a lot of big black guys who think they run shit. Full of pill poppers and weed smokers, you will most likely find at least one kid popping a pill in your class everyday. Salem has some of the chillest people you will meet though.

Salem high school. Aderral, zannies, concerta, oxy's, hydro's

by TheCircle757 May 2, 2012

Back To Back, Salem!

An expression of teamwork, used when there are two people on a team, in any kind of event, against two or more people. Comes from the Xbox 360 game Army Of Two, where there are certain "Back To Back" sequences. During these sequences, the two characters go back to back and start shooting, in order to easily dispatch their enemies, who are usually terrorists. When this happens, sometimes one of the characters, Tyson Rios, shouts "Back To Back, Salem!", Salem being the last name of the other character. This term can be used anytime to imply teamwork.

During a paintball match, everyone except me and Payden were out. I heard him shout "Back To Back, Salem!", and we met up and continued to win the game against 4 other opponents.

by Shaolin Masta January 30, 2009

Salem Shit Sniper

a douchebag that goes into a men's bathroom and opens the closed door of a stall that's in use then punches the user in the nose and takes over the toilet for themselves
often occuring in the Salem area

"David was backing out a semi when Arthur pulled a mean
Salem shit sniper on him, bloodied his nose and stole the crapper right out from under him"

by J.P. Bottompig III December 17, 2010