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satellite dog

A dog wearing one of those coned-shaped protective collars, making the poor animal resemble a miniature satellite dish. It is considered impolite to make jokes in front of its owner about their dog getting hundreds of television channels. Unless they think it is funny, too.
The dog in the movie "Snatch" that swallowed the sqeaky toy and the big diamond was hilarious! At the end of the movie, he got taken to a vet who cleaned him out and put a satellite dog collar on him.
by Soggy Noodles March 10, 2009
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Georgia satellite

A woman usually southern, who's trashy to hot scale leans more trashy. Normally seen with lots of tattoos, big hair, and piercings. A disappointment to your family but a winner with your friends.
Dude did you see that Georgia satellite at the gas station. She could wreck my life anyday.
by Nate&randy November 7, 2022
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Satendra

Money that is often demanded for small and frivolous favors.
you can use the pen for an hour as long as you pay the satendra
by seismoisgay March 18, 2010
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satellite high

A higSchool full of thirsty ass bitches. There's a decent amount of good looking girls, while the rest stick out like morning wood. The stereotype that 90 percent of the students smoke pot is true. If you go to school there and you don't know where to get weed, you should probably go to a different school. There's no fights #Gay. Everybody raps and where's fake gold. There's only a few rich kids and I'm one of them. Bitches where fake louis vuitton and faggets where fake gucci. The ceramics teacher is a stoner. You can smell mcdonalds from the court yard. The sophomores are fuck boys, faggets and wannabes. Every one jews you out for a fucking dollar bill. The words bae and squad are used frequently. Rich homie is fresh, Andrew is andew, moe is bro, Michael is faded, Kyle is absent, ryan is yelling, Jr has my money, Bryan is at win dixie, Jeff is is Jeff big Michael is with his bae, medium Michael is wearing a scarf, and I'm just sitting here. The vending machine sounds like a feminine Optimus prime. IT'S FUCKING COLD.
Satellite high school:, have you seen jr and Michael. No. K then I wonder where they went. Spandex......crew......let's go in line
by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015
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High as a Satellite

Slang term meaning that you are very, very high on drugs.
Let's see what we have tonight, I'm high as a satellite.
You see those flashing lights, 'cause every night, every night, I put on for my city.
-Kanye West in Put On.
by YeezyPutOn September 27, 2009
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Satellite Dish of Love

a term to describe a pivotal scene in the movie X-Men: First Class in which Charles Xavier (Professor X) accesses Erik Lensherr's (Magneto) forgotten memory of his mother lighting candles during Sabbath in order to enable him to move a large satellite dish at the Xavier estate.
Fan #1: Did you see that satellite dish of love scene.
Fan #2: Yeah, it totally had me crying. Charles x Erik FTW!
by charleserikfan4596 June 15, 2011
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satellite

A method of classroom mischief.

Ingredients : Pencil eraser and 4-5 staples.

1. Take the staples and stick them in all sides of the eraser.
2. Throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks.
3. ???
4. PROFIT~
Student 1: Dude history class was so boring!
Student 2: Yeah I know man, I threw like 3 satellites in orbit in there!
by fps_icarus April 9, 2010
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