Someone for Everyone

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.

40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

by Based Fiend March 18, 2021

someone better than me

you, obviously

me: do you know someone better than me
you: of course i do, it's me
me: omg so true

by max,harris May 13, 2022

Someone left the cake out in the rain.

Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park," one of oddest songs ever written.

John: My next door neighbor thinks little green men control the government through mind control.

Paul: Someone left the cake out in the rain.

by devil doll October 20, 2009

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

Someone with common sense

Someone who is NOT anti-vaxx, flat earther, a chemtrail believer, thinks that space is fake, thinks that the moon landing is fake or someone that thinks Australia is fake

OMFG LMfAO YOU ARE SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE LIKE ME THANK GOD!

by BlueBokoPlayz - Terraria May 8, 2019

Someone irrelevant

Irrelevant solos The Debating community.
He never lost any debate and he transcends all reality.

Rasan still beats him though.

Rasan beats someone irrelevant

by Truzen March 6, 2021

someone's got jokes!

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: Can anyone guess what song this is?
Sarah: Your mom's song!
Justin: SOMEONE'S GOT JOKES!

by Pants of Randy July 5, 2006