S.Q.U.I.R.T.

S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.

Symptoms: Death

The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.

Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.

by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011

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Rape Intimidate Steal Kill , can be used to describe a person/place/thing.

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