N.E.S.O.

-An acronym for New England Sex Offender. A sex offender who is primarily based in the New England (north-eastern) area of the United Stated.

-Someone who travels, like a gypsy, often across state lines, in a random broad pattern looking for young male victims, often pretending to be or falsely beliveing that they are someone of importance.

"Hey you, N.E.S.O. Keep yourself and those candies away from those kids."

by infoMachine March 9, 2010

N.E.S

Not Enough Sleep found most commonly in teen males.

Yo, Kevin had some bad n.e.s. this morning but it wore off when I fucked Bridget in the ass.

by J.D.. November 8, 2006

N E M E S I S

Worst guild in world of warcraft, period.

Guy 1: I have to commit suicide, I'm sorry Mom.
Mom 1: Honey why?!
Guy 1: I got kicked out of N E M E S I S...
Mom 1: OMFG!! You suck!! GTFO!!

by Jadler September 14, 2007

N.S.E.

Near Shart Experience:

When at first, you suspect that your fart was more than just a fart, but your panties are clean :)

Damn! That was close... Thought I sharted, but it was just an N.S.E.... Whew!

by BDX13 July 17, 2016

N.E.S.

Not enough sex syndrome. Terrible condition that occurs in people who do not have enough sexual intercourse. This condition causes the genitals to shrivel up and gather dust.

Nick: Why have my balls shrunk to the size of prunes.
Cody: You have N.E.S. because you have never had sex.

by Infamoustoaster November 15, 2009

s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s.

noun. Dirived from the adjective s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) Pronounced "smithness". The smithness of someone can be mesure by a s.meter (see s.meter)

The s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. of this guy is crazy!

by JuBr October 9, 2006

R.U.N.E.S.C.A.P.E.

Real Uber Nice Epic Sweet Cool Awesome Pwnage... Epic

"Hey, I jus played R.U.N.E.S.C.A.P.E... u should join."

"Man, that football game was so R.U.N.E.S.C.A.P.E"

"Hmmm... Sounds like R.U.N.E.S.C.A.P.E out there."

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011