A person , usually the lamest , brokest one out the group who they send back and forward to the store to get what they need.
by A1fromday1 December 14, 2021
Get the Store runner mug.Rangerette: A women whom participates in sexual acts with the Army Rangers in the 75th Ranger Regiment. They are the groupies of the 75th Ranger Regiment, and are open to anything a Army Ranger request of them. Sua Sponte.
1)Every year at the "Ranger Rendevous" car loads of Rangerettes come, and attend the event for moral support.
2)After dating John, Amber quickly earned the title of a "Rangerette" when she had sex with the rest of his squad.
2)After dating John, Amber quickly earned the title of a "Rangerette" when she had sex with the rest of his squad.
by 275WatchMan7tre March 16, 2009
Get the Rangerette mug.my friend: hey have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good
by Ranger Will December 18, 2008
Get the Ranger's Apprentice mug.(n): a profile ranger is a term for us military personnel who are, seemingly endlessly, on profile. As such, they participate in reconditioning in lieu of actually doing pt, rarely take their respective physical fitness tests, and are completely incapable of such basic and mindless tasks as walking, drilling, or rucking.
upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.
upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.
Why is Jones not joining us for the FTX?
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.
Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.
Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....
by high speed and hooah November 25, 2010
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Get the ruble ranger mug.Something that actually exists. After strenuous exercise endorphines are released creating a "high" feeling. Its not the same as a marijuana type high. Its more of a lightheaded feeling and you cant feel your body alowwing you to run even further. You wont get it if you run 5 minutes. Most feel the effect after 30-40 minutes of hard running.
Joe: Dude runner's high doesnt exist.
Bob: Thats because you only run a lap then give up you fucking pussy.
Joe: well how long do you have to run?
Bob: about half an hour.
Joe: fuck that.
exercise isnt for everyone.
Bob: Thats because you only run a lap then give up you fucking pussy.
Joe: well how long do you have to run?
Bob: about half an hour.
Joe: fuck that.
exercise isnt for everyone.
by dwagz October 11, 2009
Get the runner's high mug.A term used to describe a person , sometimes short in stature and driven to overcompensate socially by their perceived "smallness" . A Runder has to overcompensate by starting shit with/about friends. Usually done anonymously because they lack the aggots to do so face-to-face. Also known as the "Desperado Effect" . Desperate to seek attention to themselves, they get unsuspecting friends to join their cause. Interestingly. this person is perceived as smart but has little common sense. Characteristics include having a desperate need to have an overwhelming number of Facebook friends .
Tom: Yo man, why did you write that shit about me?
John: What's the matter man? Can't you take a joke?
Joe: Yea really, what's the deal with you making all these comments?
John: I thought it would get some laughs.
Tom: Wow man... your such a Runder!
John: What's the matter man? Can't you take a joke?
Joe: Yea really, what's the deal with you making all these comments?
John: I thought it would get some laughs.
Tom: Wow man... your such a Runder!
by Ruh-Roh scooby June 9, 2011
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