Mike Ramsey

An absolute mentally retarded doughnut with the brain capacity of a fish on crack cocaine. He is fond of removing my posts (kill yourself retard)

"What happened to Javier?" Person 1 asks

"I heard he got thrown in a mental hospital for being an absolute Mike Ramsey." Says person 2

"Lol what a retarded faggot" Exclaims person 1

by Mike_Sucked_Braden's_Cock_lol_ March 15, 2019

dave ramsey-ish

When your doing Dave Ramsey’s get out of debt plan but your doing it your way. You still eat out and you still have a car lease.

Your doing Dave Ramsey-ish you haven’t cut your life style to the bone.

by sidmon69 May 30, 2020

Aaron Ramsey

The definition of footballing genius and the most intelligent footballer on the planet. Also the most famous ham roll in Europe

Me: Hey, have you seen Aaron Ramsey's assist for Lacazette against Man Utd?
Ramsey hater: But... but... Ramsey is a stupid Welshman who can't play football!!
Me: What about his goal against CSKA Moscow?
Ramsey hater: Stop!!! Neither this supposed 'goal' nor the 'assist' actually happened!!! It's all Ramsey's witty shenanigans! He inserted chips into your brain that make you hallucinate and make himself look like a genius! And you fell for it! Ha!

by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 30, 2019

Chef Ramsey

The meanest man on the face of the Earth. He is the owner and head chef of Hell's Kitchen. While he is mean, he also funny. He strictly criticizes his hell's kitchen chefs meals. He is amazing.

Chef: Sorry chef, i pulled it out of my ass.
Chef Ramsey: Well put it back in there, cuz that sucked.

by PRAZO50 February 3, 2009

ramseyism

1. refers to a statement or string of statements that relate several seemingly unrelated topics in a suprisingly coherent and often times baffling fashion.

2. The use of a phrase or reference completely out of context.

3.A profoundly hilarious (and verifiably true) story about interesting people particularly one individual, Ian Scott.

1.do you think he is in the pentagon? I dunno,I was curious to where you stood on that--the left or the right? Are you a left-wing liberal postmodernist,cuz if so the doors at Harding may be shutting down!!!

2. (before a prayer) Hot Carl! Lets pray!

3. (there is no decent example for this since it exists as a vocal ramseyism only.)

by levithorn627 June 11, 2009

Golden Ramsey

Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.

The meatloaf was burnt so James gave his wife a Golden Ramsey.

by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020

Ramsey

A male name originating from: Ram's Island
He's the most adorable caring person ever. He has really big brown eyes and cute lips that continue to make really funny mistakes. He can be over-protective out of care and love for you. Though he is insecure, he has no reason to be, because he is the sweetest most wonderful human being alive. (After Alice Cooper)

Can be nicknamed Ramram, killer of Sarah Qawasmeh. (Hebrew Reference).

Girl 1: That boy is so adorable! When he was presenting he kept his head down, he's so shy!
Girl 2: Back off! I love a Ramsey!

Boy 1: Man did you see that Ramsey kid?
Boy 2: Yeah, what a funny guy!

Mallory: How's your boo?

Sarah: Oh Ramsey? He's good, I love him so much.

by Sarah.6464 April 3, 2013