Round Tuit

The rarest of Tuits available in the known universe, the Round Tuit is a true gem of an artifact, with an illustrious history. If you have located one, you must cherish and protect it, for its ethereal beauty cannot be properly articulated within the stringent limitations of the current languages of mere mortals. Blessed are those who hold a coveted Round Tuit, for they will never have to fall victim to the age-old adage "I will do (menial task) when I get around to it." Nay, for the holder of a Round Tuit shall be charmed with the ever-present ability to effortlessly and joyously conquer all things requiring doing: present, past, and future.

"I had been trying to finish a home renovation project for ages, but due to only having square and rectangle Tuits in my garage, I was unable to. Alas, I came across my cherished possession. Once I got a Round Tuit, the job was done before you could shake a stick. Now, nothing can stop me!"

by zaniac420 August 3, 2018

first rounder

Hockey lingo for describing a girl who is smoking hot and you'd smash ferda.

Damn that waitress is a first rounder

by Ferdaboys41 February 11, 2017

Round-tine

Comical play on the actual vitamin enriched Chocolate flavored drink "Ovaltine".

(pronounced round-teen)

"So what's the deal with Ovaltine? The jar is round...the mug is round...it should be called 'Round-tine'.

That's GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!!"

by Joe Mancini December 22, 2003

Roundabout Comedy

Telling a joke connected to a prior joke or topic.

At ~40m 55s in Season 1 Episode "Are We Guilty of Stealing YouTube Content" of the All In Podcast: Co-host Crayator jokes, "I'm a talker, not a setter-upper, unless I want to paint a wall and do some carpeting." This is a reference to the bit (discussion) at the beginning of the podcast where co-host Loserfruit joked that she had not believed Crayator had done the painting in his new office.

Crayator then coined the term, "Roundabout Comedy."

by NAEastBot March 19, 2020

round_cheeks_ochako

She is so PRETTY and shes so kind , i'm so happy that i found her acc happy

and i love her dog so much <3

SHES SO ADORABLE !!

" Hey , do you know round_cheeks_ochako ? "
" Yes ! i'm her mutual and i love her content so much . "

by YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY June 15, 2021

Round the Wrekin

Shropshire and Black Country (UK) slang for going the long way around. Can be meant figuratively or literally. Based on The Wrekin, a large hill. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrekin#Folklore_and_customs

Sorry I'm late. I got on the wrong bus and it took me round the Wrekin!

by iffy456 January 5, 2009

Roundth

As pertaining to the girth or thickness of a penis.

Most women prefer roundth over length.

She smiles like that because her new man has some serious roundth to his junk.

by XB and RS December 15, 2011