Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.

I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry

by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004

Rooting in the trough

1. When an organism willingly and proudly lowers itself below its normal sanitary conditions for its own pleasure.

1. Don't get in my car you disgusting fiend; you've been rooting in the trough all day!

by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012

rooting

Obtaining SU-Access on a Linuxbased device where you are not suppose to get it.

T-Mobile G1 as the probably most rooted phone. The rooting process is relative simple and safe. Google for xda developers dream development.

by bassbox May 20, 2009

rooting for my baby

This is one of the songs from the album 'Bangerz' by da queen Milegend Slayrus.

I'm rooting for my baby

by hgfkdfsjas January 29, 2014

rootin

drunkenly taking a lifted 4x4 truck/trucks through huge ass mudholes!!!! YEAH

(while looking at a mud covered truck) "man someone took that thang rootin!"

by Mel April 4, 2005

rootin tootin chicken-shootin

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good

Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?

by Yeet yeet esketeet March 10, 2019

pig rooting

Getting the job done.

Dirk: There is so much snow outside, lets tackle the slopes!
Adrian: Ok!! Come on Dirk, lets root this pig!
Dirk: We're going pig rooting Adrian!

by Luke Wonkley November 12, 2017