ronk

A word to describe a very large poop. In others words a bigass Dump.

Man, I really gotta take a ronk!

by Big Jay April 12, 2005

ronk

A term to describe something (usually a female) who is not just ugly, but has other bad traits as well (eg: bad personality)

Dude, that girl is ronk. Ronk like kebab.

by Patrick 'The Haberdasher' Mescall February 17, 2003

Ronk

Way worse than a simp, is highkey obsessed and can't go a hour without telling the person they miss them, also can't take a hint to leave the person alone

Sean: That Aston kid is a massive Ronk!

by sickomodeman October 30, 2020

Ronk

smartest man who is not only advisor to any source of income and is very popular in the well known group of monkeys (monkey cult)

ronk is the smartest man in the world

by bruhskiithe1st July 26, 2021

Ronk

Ronk means anything. Ronk is all.

Man: My Mother Died of HIV
Man 2:Oh, that's Ronk.

Man: I just bought a car!!
Man 2: Wow! That's so Ronk.

by Brll June 3, 2022

ronk

a word that is technically not real but is too good not to be real. sound quality: amazing, phenomenal. used in every single scenario in existence without needing a reason. meaning is completely subjective - means anything and everything. verb, noun, adjective, adverb, etc.

- What is your favorite word?
- Ronk.
- Wtf is ronk?
- Idk, but I like the sound of it. Ever since i tried to use it in weaver, it's just stuck in my head.

by dugile September 23, 2022

Ronk

A place only accessed through psychedelic experience. The term is another form of expressing the peak of a tab.

Bowlsworth: Do you have your ticket to ronk city?
Gabe: Ubers in 5

by Johnny223 December 8, 2022