ROFLMAOKCAB

Rolling,On,Floor,Laughing,My,Ass,Off,Kicking,Cats,And,Babies, a term coined online for laughing at a joke made by a close friend that will one day result in an amazing nickname, inside joke, or story.

Joe: What if I started calling you (hooliganvonhooliganberg), and then i told your work that was your new name, they would be like HOOLIGANVONHOOLIGANBERG, WTF, WE USED THREE NAME TAGS TO DO THIS NAME, GET OUT OF OUR STORE NOW!!

Steve:ROFLMAOKCAB

Jack: BILL LOOKS AT GAY (pr0nz)

Joey: Dude, ROFLMAOKCAB

by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009

Roflmao sandwich

A Roflmao Sandwich is where u roll on the floor laghing (roflmao) soo much that u are sick and then u swallow your sick (sandwich)

*ROFLMAO* *BLERRRRR* (puke) * OM NOM NOM* (swallowing puke) = a roflmao sandwich

by JTPARRETT February 9, 2010

roflmaobbq

Acronym for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Barbecue". Almost exclusively used to poke fun at overuse of stereotypical internet acronyms such as lol, rofl, wtf, omg, etc. If spoken, it is pronounced Roffle Mayo Barbecue. Use of this acronym may indicate its user is sick of having to endure all the newbs using the above acronyms, or could be meant in a more lighthearted way.

Newb: "Omg lolz! i pwned that ganker with a headshot!"
Newb-hater: "Roflmaobbq....."

by Cyphern September 24, 2005

ROFLMAO

Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off

dude1: guess what?
dude2: what?
dude1: CHICKENBUTT
dude2: ROFLMAO

by samantha May 13, 2005

roflmaobst

rolling on floor laughing my ass off but still typing

Ben Dover: hahaha roflmao

Elieen Dover: roflmaobst??

Ben Dover: fuck off :/

by toolbar April 29, 2010

ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself. An phrase first posted by an IMDb user called Ambient_Soho, who used it after I forgot to post a link to a video when I had started an entire thread about it.

ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM!!!!!111!1!11
<rolling on floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself>
Not at the video but at this topic! Who the hell posts about a video but doesn't even put a link?!

by Wheatsnack June 21, 2006

ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC

It's what geeks do when they got no time. Make up long words e.g:

rolling on the floor laughing, laughing my ass off nearly having a heart attack and nearly dying while scaring the cat.

Basically its just when people go over the top about a little subject. Making fun of them - taunting.

Guy:lol! that was funny, the guy fell over
Guy2:ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC that was funny.. (not..)

by Finch January 5, 2005