roflshit

When you rofl soooooo much that you shit your pants!

Dude, when that guy fell off the roof i almost roflshitted myself!

by I'M NOT A CRACKA' January 30, 2009

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

Rolling on the floor so hard i lost my taco and my sombrero fell off.

<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

<me>

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

by Fossekall October 6, 2011

ROFLSHIPMP

ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD I PEE'D MY PANTS

Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura

Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie

Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)

Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!

Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP

Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!

by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010

ROFLSHINANAGINS

another thing i made up since i cant afford a patent this is sort of my way of doing it this si probably my last definition too cuz i feel kinda dumb puttin it up

Che1134 (2:36:18 AM): but its tha dumbest name ever
ortegabomb (2:36:31 AM): ...
ortegabomb (2:36:36 AM): i thoughtchu liked it
Che1134 (2:36:41 AM): ROFLSHINANAGINS
ortegabomb (2:37:07 AM): haha
ortegabomb (2:37:12 AM): shinnanegans

by adam fukin menendez December 24, 2008

roflstick

Just another word on the end of rofl which may actually mean something in "leet speak"

"roflstick, that guy got owned"
"Let me slap you with my roflstick"

by Mattish May 9, 2006

roflshiv

verb: to roll on the floor laughing so hard that you vomit
(rolling on floor laughing so hard i vomit)

i roflshived all over my dog when i heard you say this
that was such a roflshiving moment
you just made me roflshiv
you are a roflshiver

by Jallybean April 19, 2010

Rotflshic

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard I'm crying. Also can be used with the "mao" part, which added would be "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I'm crying."

Lisa: Oh man, last night was so damn hilarious!
Nina: rotflshic!!!
Lisa: Yea! You were doing just that!

by ThaNigggaaa. November 22, 2009