Roboblasting

It's like sloppy seconds but when you blow off your friends, family, or an activity. Also is known as violently masturbating for the sake of being in a hurry or rush.

W: "Quit Roboblasting and come outside, I've been waiting for twenty five minutes.

M: "I'm not, it just takes me forever to download music when I'm in the bathroom"

by MGSquared June 30, 2014

roflastc

rolling on the floor and smelling the carpet

'oh me and lucas were just roflastc-ing, come join us'

by shortshortstuff February 21, 2012

roflbate

To "roflbate" is to "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) while masturbating. You can either start masturbating then begin rolling on the floor or you can begin rolling on the floor then start masturbating.

You must always start rolling before you climax and you must always masturbate until climax.

"Oh my God! Lock the door when you're roflbating, Jesus Christ! I can't believe I walked into you mid-roflbate, gross."

by zman4554 December 14, 2008

Roflblaze

Roflblaze is a new term used for people trying to allow the use of ROFL (rolling on floor laughing) while adding a supposedly cool subject of fire (A Favoured element on such mindrot games such as everquest and world of warcraft). 1) It is mostly used by pretencious 1337 (Hacker for 'leet' or 'elite') wannabe gamers to express their domanace over someone or 2) just to replace certain adjectives, like owned, win etc. 3) it can also be used to insult someones mother.

1) Annoying gamer: OMG dude! I just, like, completely roflblazed you in that SnD Quicskopezzz match on MW2!

Social gamer: At least i dont fuck my hand daily!

2)Annoying gamer #1: Duuuuuuuuude! We totally roflblazed their team!

Annoying gamer #2: I know dude, you what i could roflblaze right now?

Annoying gamer #1: what?

Annoying gamer #2: A double pack of PB & J Gamergruband a Mana potion!

3)Annoyed social gamer: Fucking modder! you're so shit you need a modded controller you little shit, god, play the game properly douche bag!

Annoying gamer: LOL dude! I'm gonna roflblaze you're mom tonight. lolololololol 1 4m 1337 H4x0RrZZzz!

by vKz iPwNaGe April 18, 2010

roflcoaster

If you see a teammate suicide, you gotta shout "ROFLCOASTER!!!!"

e.g. SKillMaN left a small crater. Everyone on Vent: ROFLCOASTER!!!!!!

by d3m0n January 11, 2005

ROFLBATTLECOPTER

When a guy looks at his penis in the mirror and swings it around while being a hobknocker.

Missy, why are you so beaten up?
Oh, Roger was doing ROFLBATTLECOPTER

by ROFLBATTLECOPTER July 6, 2009

rofltastic

Basically, roflcopter, except with "tastic" instead of "copter". the "tastic" doesn't really mean anything, but it has been translated before as an acronym for "tactical assault squad turtles in corporated." the "in corporated" is used in two seperate words, since "incorporated" would only be used for the "i"

Legolewinsky: Did you see that episode of "South Park"
Bouchey: Yeah, it was rofltastic!

by Legolewinsky December 26, 2007