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robbertunity

The position a CEO and chairman of the board of American corperations find themselves in.
As chairman and CEO, I took the robbertunity to grant myself some stock options to excerise.
by Joe the Nacchio February 26, 2009
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cradle robber

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))
Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word
by mike xie February 10, 2007
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Reverse Robbery

When you walk into a convenient store, bank, etc., and stab the clerk. After wounding the clerk, you proceed to PUT MONEY into the register instead of taking it out.
Dr. Steve enjoys Using his extra money stabbing hotel clerks in a Reverse Robbery
by Goombz February 1, 2013
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Robbery

The act of hooking up with a girl whom your friend was trying to hook up with himself.
Doug: I thought that Ukranian girl last night was feeling me
Jared: Sorry bro, i ended up performing a robbery after you passed out
by dp mcdaniels May 10, 2010
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Bank Robbery

A job pulled by at least minimum 4 people, a driver crowd control and bagger are required. If someone tries and fails their first time *cough* cough* dye pack *cough* I mean, everybody has to start somewhere, right?
by pseudonym ツ October 19, 2020
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dairy robber

A man that repeatedly sleeps with a woman and doesn't give her commitment. also a person that that likes to say "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Girl 1: She said that all he does is have sex with her and doesn't want to date her.
Girl 2: Yea that's a dairy robber for ya.
by Milk Maid May 6, 2008
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Gadianton Robber

A "Latter-Day" version of Al-Qaeda; bad guys; arch-enemies of bloggers who work for the state of Utah and write about nature.
One day, a man investigating taxpayer fraud found a state bureaucrat who was comparing Gadianton Robbers to Al-Qaeda.
by Brock Billings December 25, 2009
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