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Roadside Bouquet

A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.
"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.
by ResidentJared June 26, 2010
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RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway
Person 1: Shahnnaz had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! What a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!
by The Khaizer July 8, 2020
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Roadside Memorial

A marker at the side of the road that is a remembrance of someone who died or was fatally injured there. Usually created by family and/or friends, typical memorials may contain photos, toys, flowers or a cross or plaque.
My friend was killed by a distracted driver at this intersection. I always notice the Roadside Memorial when I go by.
by yes juanito yes December 14, 2014
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recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.
I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.
by queenmindi January 15, 2009
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Roadside-Romeo

A guy who has nothing to do in life but to flirt around and eve-tease girls. Guys are always proud to be roadside Romeos.
Women: Why are you whistling at me? Are you a roadside-romeo or what??
Man: Bitch, Yes I am chick!
by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006
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roadside olympics

Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
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Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'
by lilmissmush February 6, 2010
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